Work with us.

When it comes to a career, we know you have many choices.

Or perhaps none at all. Either way, why not explore the opportunities waiting for you at one of the largest, most innovative companies in the world?

At Veridian Dynamics, we have our tentacles in everything.

That's right. Tentacles. Because our biomedical division is experimenting with using actual tentacles as a fun, efficient replacement for boring human fingers. It works.

Or maybe you'd like to enter the glamorous world of professional test subjects.

It's true! You can actually get paid just to try new drugs, many of which have no unintended side effects*. It's like getting free money, just to live in your college dorm again.

Whether it's industrial products, consumer goods, biomedical, food products, defense technology, or more: we have a place for you.

We're working hard to make the world a better place. At least the parts we care about. Sorry Denmark. You know why we're mad.

Come join the Veridian Dynamics family!

*If you're lucky.

Apply now.

Terms and Conditions
As an act of good faith, you agree to supply your soul to Veridian Dynamics. You acknowledge that, despite the ultimate decision of Veridian Dynamics in regards to your application, your soul cannot be returned to you.